Address.

 "Go down the road a piece, over this little hill, and past the old dairy farm..." 

No, seriously, we are kind of out there, but really only 3 miles off I-5, Exit 77.  There is generally no cell service out here.  

Located on Pleasant Valley Road, Chehalis, 98532

**** BY APPOINTMENT ONLY***

I'm not kidding.  Why?  Well, mostly because of this guy, right here. --------->

He is a good boy, but he also doesn't know who you are, and I need to lock him up so he doesn't jump on your car and slobber all over you and make you pee your pants.  After he gets to know you, he will happily lay down and put his belly up for (he hopes) a never-ending belly rub. 

He lives here. You don't.  

Also... we are a farm. Farms have animals. Animals aren't always nice.  We have had visiting kids climb over the (electric) fence and locked gate, and want to run out and pet my giant pig boar, Wilbur, who is a nice pig, but he is still a pig. Note; Pigs chew on rocks and break them.  Would you like that to be your kids' fingers?  That would be really awful. Let's don't take that chance, and just have a nice visit, ok? It's one of those liability things.

Also... we have a life, too. I want to be able to run around in my underwear and stuff on my down time.  If you just randomly show up in my driveway, there may be stuff you can never un-see.  Just sayin'.  Or we might not be home and... see above paragraphs.  

We want your visit with us to be safe and enjoyable, and we also want to be able to be nekkid sometimes. Walmart has eggs anytime, and meat anytime, and also we are not a petting zoo. Maybe someday, but I think one of my neighbors already is.  We are just small, and just beginning.    Please make an appointment.  Thanks for understanding.